Yo, check this freestyle from my boy Neal Moody:

Nebo33: yo pimp allow me to sit back and kick some knowledge
Nebo33: about where all the real pimps go to college
Nebo33: about where the ballers ball and the players play
Nebo33: where all the ladies do exactly whatever i say
Nebo33: where i trade out my hoes like the shoes on my feet
Nebo33: where i spit more game than ryhmes im kickin on this beat
Nebo33: cause see, i got a hot phone, i got a hot pager
Nebo33: and my chips be stackin up like escalators
Nebo33: i be holding up a middle finger for all you haters
Nebo33: while i pimpin hard in the street with my escalad-er
Nebo33: 24 inch rims
Nebo33: brand new timbs
Nebo33: flossin fitteds without bending the brims
Nebo33: gettin deep throated by bitches as fine as lil kim
Nebo33: its them scally scally mc scally scal wags
Nebo33: bitches droppin clothes round em like they in porno mags
Nebo33: cause they always keep it pimp, and lookin real tight
Nebo33: spittin hot flows everytime they grab the mic
Nebo33: i been ill since the creation of the belt of osiris
Nebo33: i dare you to top this, much less try this
Nebo33: HOLLA AT YOUR BOY

Props neal, props.