26 May 2004

Not a good week to be an American Man in Paris.
First Andre goes down in straight sets to a qualifier, now A-Rod falls after self destructing in the fifth set. But who is this new blonde babe that was cheering Andy on in France? I guess when you break up with Mandy Moore your next girl has to be a hot blonde, its like some kind of a rule or something. Can't go from Mandy to some second rate chica. (I think I'd be ok with either of them) Well, at least Andy has someone nice to go back to the hotel to after losing to the 125th ranked Frenchman.

And, do we REALLY need a viagra discount card? Its like quiznos or something, buy 10 sandwiches get one free. Well, now if you buy six viagra prescriptions, you get your seventh free. This is great news for impotent old men who are still running game. Well, actually I guess its good news for their wives/girlfriends. Either way, buy 6 get 1 free. But still; although rare, erections lasting longer than four hours require immediate medical attention. 4 hours?!? A viagra frequent buyer card?!?