Monday, December 05, 2005
5 December 2005
TEAM JEFF MALARKEY WINS THE INTRAMURAL SOCCER B-LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
an email from our fearless leader and namesake:
Subject: It's Official
Gentlemen, congratulations. Due to the other team's goalkeeper being a grad student and the fact that they were douchebags, they had to forfeit the championship game. Therefore we are the IM Soccer B League Champions. You can pick up your T-Shirt in the Intramural office in Reynolds gym starting tommorow after noon through the end of the week. Make sure that you take your ID because they will only give them to people who were members of a Championship team, like yourselves. Again, congratulations and thanks for playing, I hope everyone had fun. If you have any questions send me an e-mail.
For the last time, your captain
Jeff Malarkey
TEAM JEFF MALARKEY WINS THE INTRAMURAL SOCCER B-LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
an email from our fearless leader and namesake:
Subject: It's Official
Gentlemen, congratulations. Due to the other team's goalkeeper being a grad student and the fact that they were douchebags, they had to forfeit the championship game. Therefore we are the IM Soccer B League Champions. You can pick up your T-Shirt in the Intramural office in Reynolds gym starting tommorow after noon through the end of the week. Make sure that you take your ID because they will only give them to people who were members of a Championship team, like yourselves. Again, congratulations and thanks for playing, I hope everyone had fun. If you have any questions send me an e-mail.
For the last time, your captain
Jeff Malarkey
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